January 5, 2009

A little chuckle goes a long way


Some humorous things I read in the Reader's Digest:

Mom was helping her son review his math.

"You have seven dollars and seven friends." she said. "You give a dollar to two of them, but none to the others. What do you have left?"

From the kitchen, big sister called out "Two friends!"

submitted by R Boyer

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Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.


submitted by R Harkness, New York Times

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